How is Life?（英文诗）

Doctor: I’m sick of it all.
Weather forecaster: Fine, thank you.
Poet: Life has no rhyme or reason.
Typist: I can’t erase life’s mistakes.
Sailor: Blue, blue, my world is blue.
Garbage Collector: I’m in the dumps.
Gymnast: It has its twists and turns.
Comedian: All’s a joke.
Robber: I’m holding up.
Pilot: I’m on top of the world.
Gambler: You win some, you lose some.
Drive: I’m in a jam.
Chemist: It’s a mixture of fillings.
Bus conductor: I fare well so far.
Soldier: I’m fighting hard to survive.
Astronomer: It’s looking up.
Driller: Life’s a bore.
Footballer: I get a kick out of it.
Actor: It’s mostly make-believe.
Writer: Wish I could put a full stop to it.
Jesus Christ: I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life.

~Author Unknown